Maybe don't write about something you don't know?

But I want everything and want to do no effort for it

My work web filter is blocking it as well due to "newly registered and observed domains", but I don't think Google should be using that as a heuristic.

It is very common for malware to use recently registered addresses. They absolutely should be using it as a heuristic.

Yeah fair, I guess I should've said they shouldn't be weighting it so strongly in the heuristic (if that's even at play in this case).

Alas, poor Whiskers

PETCO reports that hamster prices are up 5000x, and that Pickles, the last available, sold for $150,000.

Pets.com was only 25 years to early.

Spent the whole essay typing them incorrectly. There should not be spaces surrounding an emdash.

Incorrect. Merriam-Webster allows for both. And the article itself mentions that wrapping it in spaces is the AP style.

Personally, I find it ugly and less readable without spaces.