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It's a badger badger badger badger badger badger


Did we learn nothing from The Wrong Trousers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipRslDOIG5g


decent mecha-spider legs would kneel for easy mount/dismount


The spookiest thing about the Nail Clipping Song is that you immediately forget singing it, or even knowing it.



Ya, I got my lordship cert somewhere.


Who's ripping DVDs in 2026? Just print a photo of each frame and flick through.


I still rip DVDs, a few a month. No streaming services in our household, so DVDs are how we get multilingual versions of things.

And I can rip the special features.


> The results revealed that Jonathan has “unique gene variants in most aging pathways” including DNA repair, insulin regulation, mitochondrial function, and “low entropy” methylation, reports the study.

min-maxing longevity vs speed and charisma


I dunno, I think he's pretty charismatic. He has all these researchers wanting to spend time with him.


Sure but biologists will talk to anything. You know what happened to the other tortoises? Bored to death.


He's basically been networking for 194 years without ever leaving the garden


Yeah, but is he more charismatic than Bryan Johnson?

Wait till he gets his hands on turtle semen and peptides


My supplement company has a product, PeptiShell Vital Peak, that has been selling in volume to a mystery buyer for the past few months. Things that make you go hmmm.


The oldest gay tortoise there is. You can hear the grunts when he and Frederick are fucking from the other side of the valley.


To be fair, he's had 194 years to work on his charisma. At this point it's a choice


whats the point to living longer if you're not living life


The hare really ought to take notes


Nothing on that list should have lived this long.


As a Trekkie, I'm offended.


As a Star Trek fan, I agree with gp.


Then you are too invested for your own good.

Do Trekkies not crave novelty?


You have to cling to some beacon of hope in a world that decided future is dead and proceeded to drown itself in its own dystopia fetishism.


I thought Trek had turned from hope to dystopia with the release of Picard.

Or did we decide that isn't canon?


Went better with S3.

(Within context of larger canon, I take S2 as a cautionary tale about what happens if humanity is allowed to retain an identity of an independent polity on the interstellar stage. Federation's biggest benefit for the galaxy turns out to be keeping humans contained and putting their energy and creativity into more useful pursuits than asserting independence on other people's territory.)

But let's not forget that Lower Decks and SNW corrected hard on earier NuTrek transgressions against the utopian future.


I would say Mortal Kombat slaps but it commits a lot more violence than that.


even priapism


Not left. Not right. Up.


And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!


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