Dang it, I just named my newborn son Kai. At least I didn’t go with Alexa..

Wonderful name. You may know this, but Kai means food in Maori. Many words and many, many place names also embed it, e.g Moana == sea, so Kaimoana is seafood.

It’s a cool name! Don’t let Stripe make you doubt that haha

Don't worry, thanks to nominative determinism, you've secured your kids employment years in advance