Why don’t you use MongoDB? MongoDB is web scale.

https://youtu.be/b2F-DItXtZs?is=HlayyJ_DPb8NzbS4

(lol! couldn’t resist)

Please remove everything starting from `is` or `si` from youtube links. The stuff after it is just for tracking.

Wait, are all of those shared online?

That was the part I really missed from my Google days.

That, insane achievement badges, and terrible-ideas-discuss (if anyone at Google is reading this, I have one word for you: dirigibles). It was like /r/NonCredibleDefense but for Google.

why is this downvoted...?

because document database hatred is passe

"hatred" is an... interesting... way to describe the joke the person was trying to make

If jokes are hate speech, then my life is a human rights violation.

hatred and hate speech are different things