Once upon a time, Hansel and Gretel were walking through the woods when they met a Sleeping Beauty called Snow White. As they tried to wake Beauty, a naked Emperor walked in screaming "Off with his head" before a Big Bad Wolf started huffing and puffing.

At sea level (or more precisely, at an atmospheric pressure of 101325Pa).

The cassowary is here and alive today, but you wouldn't want of them in your backyard!

More like impotent. They attempted to take action, but were stymied by Matt's voting power.

He controls roughly 84% of the share-stakeholder votes.

Would Dynamic DNS be an option?

It needs to be an IP so it can be one of the “A” records returned by dns lookups of pool.ntp.org.

  > "Actually, they all seem solely interested in THEIR future"

FTFY

TLDR: The "Cornucopia" has the least amount of splashback, however the "Nautilus" is the recommendation of choice, to accommodate ease of cleaning and variations in the height of the user.

https://academic.oup.com/pnasnexus/article/4/4/pgaf087/80987...

  > "Can't imagine why"

"There's no point banning it, it's easy to make – let me show you. Hold my beer."