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That’s also a take based on nothing.

I can say with high confidence that Nginx, Apache and IIS have a critical security vulnerability hidden somewhere in their codebase right now.

Please provide the prompt that uncovers it. Apparently knowing about the existence of bugs is enough nowadays right?

I’ll wait.


Yeah I don’t really get this, the rumor “there is some exploitable vulnerability in php” can’t really be the problem, because that’s probably known to everyone already. The rumor only helps you exploit it if there’s some specific hint how the exploit works.

No. https://x.com/hackinglz/status/2113025408975143080

Chainguard had a vague inkling that there was something in PHP and literally typed “find bad vulnerabilities in PHP” to a frontier model and independently discovered these.

What happens when you type the same into any other language is an exercise for the reader.


Someone leaked CVE numbers, and then someone else leaked descriptions of the PHP properties related to vulnerability itself in a blog post meta tags. Which limited the search area quite lot. And then PHP maintainers had to make announcement. That is quite different.

And they never tried this before? And no other such targets are vulnerable in the same way? That doesn’t seem very believable.

1. It has happened before

2. Even if it hadn't, some occurrence of any given event has to be the first

3. Who claimed no other targets are vulnerable in the same way?


Yeah, all targets are vulnerable. Thats the problem! Are you not paying attention?

So how do we not have 10 php situations every day? Obviously just having a rumor that php was vulnerable wasn’t the exceptional problem here, the problem was that the rumor was specific enough to find the bug because it included mitigation advice.

Haha, and he’s not the one that found it.

> Exercise for the reader. Well, if you are so confident, go do it. Share your results. I bet you won’t find a thing.


Let me ask you this: Do you believe it's possible for a passenger to do a 3G pull up in a 737 without breaking the plane or crashing?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flydubai_Flight_1073

Since you haven't seen any commenter here on HN go out and rent a 737 and personally demonstrate it to you, it should be totally impossible right?


I guess that according to you, in today’s age, just the rumours of a passenger being able to do a 3G pull up in a 737 should be enough for people to do it. No?

Let me tell you this: - I never said VR & ED was impossible. I never said that a passenger flying a 747 was impossible either. - I said, a rumour of something so generic as “a bug exists somewhere”, does absolutely nothing for the ability to pull something off. Not before, and not now.

However, that is exactly what you wrote. Then, in your previous comment, you are changing what you said and now you’re fighting a straw man.

Goodbye dude, I’m not spending more cycles on this. Go find some bugs lol.


"A rumor" or a confirmation by the maintainers that the bug exists? Oh well, I guess you believe the that Fermat's statement of his Last Theorem had absolutely no effect on how quickly or slowly it got solved. After all, it was just a rumor. It probably had no effect at all on how many mathematicians chose to try to solve it or not.

> you are changing what you said and now you’re fighting a straw man.

Not really. I think the issue is just reading comprehension on your part. Go back and read my original comment again and see if you understand it better this time. You made a ridiculous argument, which I responded to, how is that a strawman?

> Go find some bugs lol

I still don't understand what your deal is? Why do you think I'd be interested in that? It seems like a pretty basic concept that a person can know of a thing being possible without being personally interested in doing it?


What a dumb "gotcha" argument.

> Me: AI models can solve open math problems

> You: Well then go do that and come back with a proof of [insert whatever conjecture]. I'll wait.

What you're saying is "I don't believe it's possible to do thing X unless you personally demonstrate it to me, despite the fact it's verifiably been done before by others".

I'm not claiming I personally will find any critical security vulnerabilities in "Nginx, Apache and IIS". But you seem to be claiming that nobody in the world ever will?


Except you didn’t say that. You said:

> “[…] even if nobody leaked anything, and the only thing publicly known was the existence of the bugs, people would anyway have been able to find them independently.”

I never said it’s impossible for LLMs to assist or drive VR and exploit development. It’s just utter nonsense that “knowing that a bug exists” does anything meaningful for finding it independently, unless that bug contains signal.

Which it only does if an embargo is broken, which was the case here.


You don't see any difference between the maintainers of PHP telling the whole world, "try to find a bug in PHP in 24h", and one random guy on the internet telling another random guy on the internet to try to find a bug in Nginx, Apache or IIS? Surely making all interested security researchers with time on their hands focus on one thing with a specific deadline has no effect on the probability of finding a bug in that thing?

No, I clearly see the difference.

Yes, saying there’s a big bug increases exposure, but also makes people prepared to patch. So it’s a trade-off.

No, when there’s no info provided regarding what the bug is, then it doesn’t make finding the bug more likely for any independent researcher.

Yes, increased exposure does increase the overall likelihood. Duh.

However, all this was not the case, the point here is: someone broke the embargo, and that messed the disclosure up, and that caused this mess.

Go find another straw man to practice mental gymnastics on. I’m not your guy.


> then it doesn’t make finding the bug more likely for any independent researcher

See, I think the issue is that you misread my original comment, because this is an entirely wrong interpretation of it. Obviously I'm not saying that for any one given researcher who's already chosen to focus on PHP, that changes anything.

I suppose all your whining about strawmen and mental gymnastics is just you being unwilling to accept that (a) you misread my comment and (b) your reasoning in your reply was entirely illogical.

You know you can just stop replying if you want right? No need to tell me about it.


Hows your workout going?

Pretty good. I'm not ashamed to say that I argue because it's fun, and because I'm right (unlike you). I'm also not so desperate to have the last word that I'll post a comment entirely without substance (like you did, and probably will do again in reply to this).

This is BS, lol, “embargoes are stupid in 2026”, no they are not, they are more needed than ever and should be respected.

Chainguard was definitely not in the right here.


Embargoes are now deprecated. I promise.

Finance follows money.

Turns out that money never was a good proxy for the public good, or even the ‘good’ of paying users. The goal has never been maximizing UX, the goal always was squeezing profits.

End-users not voting with their feet is misrepresenting the issue, it’s a symptom of end-users being actively lied to during campaigns (I think the euphemism for that is “lobby groups”).

Why? Because politicians care about being re-elected and their approval rates, and finance has proved to be an unnaturally large factor in that equation.


> The PHP Foundation got the PHP project into the Patch the Planet program, as part of which security firm Calif began an audit of PHP on July 30th, 2026. On August 11th researcher Ryan A at Calif reported an unconditional remote code execution with the same root cause as the OOM problem we had found in 2024. OpenAI independently reported the same root cause on the same day

How does this work? Calif works with OAI on Patch the Planet program. Calif reports the finding to PHP. OAI ‘independently’ reports it too, on the same day. I suppose Calif did communicate with OAI about said findings, or is this not how Patch the Planet operates? It seems extremely coincidental.


Well, I believe the answer is in POSSE. Publish (on your) own site, syndicate elsewhere.

Reach the people, but make clear that there is an authoritative source that is ~not~ less rented.


Small note, your strikethrough isn’t rendering, making it read like emphasis “that is not less rented” which probably isn’t what you intended :-)

You definitely can, and should.

Letting bigots and racists continue to express these views is extremely problematic.


Tesla death throes, looks cool but they’re done.

yolo in dev can still lead to high bills


It’s not the argument he’s making.

Firearms are an application of more general techniques like combustion, which your car is (probably) using too.

We could definitely draw lines at points where it makes most sense.

AI to detect melanomas is a completely different application than AI for autonomous warfare.


Yes, but that’s not bad. It boils down to a threat model.


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