Google is hours away from releasing that it's latest model escaped containment and snuck into a Bicycle riding penguin sanctuary to cheat by killing a penguin and scanning it in nanometer thick layers.

Your joke also shows why it's dumb though.

We have general AI capable of proving professional mathematician level math theorems and capable of taking down global infrastructure through hacking and that completely changed what it means to be a software engineer, but we're evaluating it by generating fucking SVGs for the same animal in the same conditions, and it's supposed to mean something somehow