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Very excited for Triggers. Now DuckDB really is close to being a data warehouse in a box.

Back to the fundamentals! Triggers it is, indeed.

The fundamentals are fundamental for a reason. Don't go crazy with them, but triggers are great. (especially if you version control all your data definition language code)

Now you see the system inherent in the violence!

Trump may think he's the king, but he's still got shit all over him.

Cheaper than thousands of dollars a month in Claude API use.

The problem is knowing when to stop. Cluade is not good at that.

google sheets

Vertical on the curve of throwing money away for a share of the pie, but if AI gains are zero sum, then all parties will end up spending their profit on AI to fight each other, just like most companies spend more on marketing to acquire customers than to deliver their product.

Author is misguided:

"Designing energy stores the size of an AAA battery, but with the capacity to power a cruise ship, is hard, but possible."

is false.


Why is that the case? Genuine question, not rhetorical.

I got nerd-sniped on this, so let's do the math.

Volume of a AAA battery = ~3.85 cm^3

And let's give it a density of the densest elemental metal (Osmium), at 22.6 g/cm^3

Assume the battery stores pure energy (I know, I know). So E = mc^2, which is like 8.99 x 10^16 J / kg

So that battery would hold about 22.6 g/cm^3 * 3.85 cm^3 * 8.99e16 J / kg = 7.8 * 10^ 15 joules = ~2.2 TWh, about a trillion times more than a normal AAA battery.

Doing some LLM-assisted sleuthing, a large cruise ship can use over 80,000 gallons of fuel a day [1]. A bit of searching indicates marine fuels have a density of approx 39 MJ/L (I'm using volumetric density for consistency), so 80,000 gallons * 39 MJ/L = about 1.1 x 10^7 megajoules = 3.2 GWh.

So a 2.2 TWh AAA battery could power that ship for 671 days.

Of course, the practical physics here are nonsense and there are obvious safety considerations associated with your AAA-sized nuclear weapon, but maybe that's what the author was getting at?

[1] https://blog.windstarcruises.com/how-much-fuel-cruise-ship-u...


Exactly, I assume this is the kind of thing the author is thinking about. But going this far into the extremes of theoretical physics and calling it "hard, but possible" is silly on their part.

How to protect yourself from spontaneous release of energy in case of cell failure? This problem gets worse with density

Energy density. This would be approximately 10^9 to 10^10 times the capacity of a real cell, would be better than fusion fuel, and almost 1% of the theoretical maximum.

It violates the laws of thermodynamics.

You don't even need to be an expert to poke at why this is extremely implausible.

Think about the materials involved. What material stores all this energy, which one assumes is inert and room-temp? And if it's not inert/room-temp, what material contains the other material?

In each case, how much mass is needed of each - to store, and to contain? Noting also that the more mass you need of the energy-bearing material, the more you will need of the other. Can that mass be compressed into 4 cubic centimeters?

I personally have no idea, but it's sure sounding impossible.


The article starts that section with “As the Big Bang has so loudly illustrated” so I assume the author is imagining a machine that replicates the conditions of the Big Bang. Exactly how that could be constructed and used safely is left as an exercise for an AI.

This is same thing someone in 1926 would say about your cell phone battery

How long did it take to make this with Qwen?


about an hour on a B70, using q4_k_m


Very cool! it seems like the first player can't switch weapons though.


I assume routers is going to drop the H1 2026 numbers later to keep the hype going


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