The stupidity of the whole project is fascinating. Do you have any other wild examples?

I'll echo this! More stories please!

If you haven't seen it Boyle's thing is entertaining https://youtu.be/Ak4on5uTaTg

Here's a fix:

if(temp > 5) return;

"Horseless slop trained on centuries of coachmakers' and blacksmiths' work. It'll never replace a real horse." - Hacker News commenter in 1889 criticizing the automobile

This is close to the stupidest thing I've ever read. Congrats

How about CNC mill being slop trained on millions of hours of blacksmith and machinist experience?