Hopefully fewer than 5 octillion paperclips...

We definitely need more than that! Turn the galaxy into paperclips!

Well, then, I guess we'll just have to release the hypnodrones.

My favorite is the knobs where some of them you can grab and rotate like they are physical but other ones only react to the vertical position of the cursor so you feel like a crazy person trying to use them

Can I plug https://mydogisthebest.org?

If you're into skeumorphism, you'll love it. I put a lot of care into how the buttons and other elements work and interact with each other.

(It's a free little dog journaling app I created with my partner to help us cope with losing our dog)

Please let a visitor explore (a) what it does, (b) what it actually looks like, before asking them to register. You need to show value before asking for user information even when what you're offering is free.

A 30-second demo video on the landing page would be absolutely fine, or half a dozen large screenshots showing the features.

I agree with your sentiment, but it's totally fine if no one uses it.

It was founder therapy first and foremost (and an exercise in serious play).

well done! very nicew

Thanks, Boris

vercel apps really do have a reputation

Worked like crap on mobile as well.

Yeah it seems like if they wanted to make it appeal to Apple people they would make it more consistent and subtle. It's all so clean and then the numbers look like they came off a special calculator for people with failing eyesight.