I wanted to try it out, so i fired it up on my laptop and my phone. The laptop experience was pleasant, but on the mobile, the ads seemed to be covering the nearby devices, and it felt like full scam-ware.

So close, yet, so far.

Am i the only one who still uses Pgpool ?

Nope, I'd take pgPool any day mostly for its load balancing abilities, not found on pgBouncer. I've never understood public fascination and favor of pgBouncer over pgPool despite this major omission. Perhaps it's because their unfamiliarity about its features and benefits.

Thanks for being the only pgPool comment ;)

haha. this made me laugh.

I didn't want a trampoline either and later realised that it was the best investment of my life. Do not buy the play-frame though - that's a waste of money.