A friend worked on Skype for many years. It's been a massive ball of spaghetti from day 1.

I'd hate to talk to you or be looked at by you.

I'm not talking to people and barely looking at them so I don't really care.

I enjoyed the 2001 forum post style of this.

Here's another one of my favorites: pulling a huge weed out of soft, loose soil and hearing the crackle of the roots as they come up out of the earth.