It's like their system prompts have a line that says, "Use analogies everywhere. Humans love analogies."

“Humans are very stupid so make sure to use childish analogical writing”

I remember those days. Lots of software was also export restricted, but the Internet being what it is, I doubt those restrictions mattered much to folks who wanted effective encryption, who would likely just say they were in the US.

Someone tell me how it would be "in the public interest" to allow one owner to control more than 50% of the market.

What’s good for Trump is good for the US.

Because the US now belongs to Trump