Yeah and most lawns aren’t composed of native species :/

I can’t lie you sound like you really just have an inordinately specific taste in laptop layout compared to standard laptop users. I’ve never used the pgup/pgdown keys on any machine I’ve owned. Unsure of what your requirements are but my partner has been using an M1 Air fine for going on 6 years now and we have no plans to upgrade it. Soldered ≠ instant e-waste.

I don't use the page up/down much, but I do use the arrow keys so the split up/down is a pain.

I can on my iPhone and MacBook

I prefer typing on my MacBook Pro over a standard keyboard. It’s what I’m used to after primarily using it for a few years for school.

Same here. After more than a decade of quiet, reduced key travel, I don't want to go back.

A lot of teachers at my uni use them for drawing on the slides during lecture

I do not understand how people have issues with passkeys. I have used them on my iPhone, my Android phone, on windows, on Linux, and on macOS without issues.

Everything is political, even your stance that it isn’t

A ridiculous claim. The cry of an infant is political? My houseplant? Fixing a buffer overflow?

Not everything but way more things than most people want to admit because so many of us have collapsed "political" into meaning "partisan."

I witnessed my first HDR mobile game banner ads recently and it’s horrible and should honestly be illegal or something

Maybe we can all be blessed with 2 quarters from a multi-year class action in a decade

Don't forget the eventual settlement for $10 worth of coupons for purchases at the company.

The website on mobile is basically unusable. I like the general theme though