If you are still going on about the consciousness debate, I can put you in a jail cell and strap you down to a chair too. Can I claim you no longer have consciousness now and are an inert machine? If this procedure is not enough we can put electrodes in the brain and further restrict you for the thought experiment.

Ow, I've got my personal stalking maniac, such an honor :)

Tell me more about your fantasies about strapped people, darling. Let youself go!