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Zigurd
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Not even the FBI has hostage negotiators good enough to get you out of an Oracle contract.
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BLKNSLVR
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Anyone that signed an Oracle contract has volunteered as a hostage, though, so you have to negotiate with both the hostage-taker and the hostages. Stockholm-syndrome-esque.
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quickthrowman
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I imagine Oracle lawyers to be identical to the Cylons pointing guns at President Gaius Baltar and forcing him to sign death warrants on New Caprica.
https://youtu.be/2_nUztwPiEY
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