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lproven 44 days ago | parent | context | favorite | on: Larger Pacific striped octopus

Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A: An immediate cessation of funding and a stern letter from the Ethics Committee.

adolph 43 days ago [–]

For your consideration, a cephalopod joke I made while stopped in traffic considering the name of an SUV:

Q: What do you call a mischievous mollusk?

A: A Naughty-lus

lproven 43 days ago | [–]

As I believe the kids say:

Thanks, I hate it.

;-)

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