That’s completely unfair. They would also rent the organs back to us on a subscription plan.

Step 1: steal all of the worlds IP and make a judge rule it is fair use

Step 2: declare end of the Anthropocene (defined by man made influence on earth), while simultaneously accelerating mass extinction

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit?

You forgot the part where they finance this all with a never-ending pile of circular IOUs.

They definitely use three exclamation points instead of that last question mark.

Do not forget loans with APR starting at 24%. Recourse of course. With the collateral taken back if payments fail.

I recommend wathching "Repo! The Genetic Opera" on this subject.

Hey man, how else I am going to afford to pay six figures for this truck spread over 84 months?