This is FANTASTIC! I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair.
Have you seen DNSControl?
If you want a serious alternative to the Route53 API, there's an open source project called https://dnscontrol.org/ DNSControl. It's like Terraform for DNS but it doesn't suck like Terraform.
Version v5.0 just shipped. It's a major rewrite that makes it much more extensible.
I'll recommend dnscontrol as well, although the post is an unseasonal April fools joke, so helpful suggestions may be out of place.
The is-a.dev project uses dnscontrol to manage a subdomain registration service in GitHub, which is really clever. See https://github.com/is-a-dev/register
Have you seen DNSControl?
If you want a serious alternative to the Route53 API, there's an open source project called https://dnscontrol.org/ DNSControl. It's like Terraform for DNS but it doesn't suck like Terraform.
Version v5.0 just shipped. It's a major rewrite that makes it much more extensible.
https://github.com/DNSControl/dnscontrol/releases/tag/v5.0.0