My greatest fear is that every maintainer living a life like this decides to give up.

i went to quote a small line or two that i found particularly funny or relatable, but ended up having like half the post in my comment. really love andrew's satire posts.

That was brilliant.

Ok, it's satire, check the tags.

This is an exceptionally good work of fiction.

Couldn't muster the energy to read more than a few sentences :)

Andrew is on a tear recently, see also https://nesbitt.io/2026/06/26/incident-report-cve-2026-lgtm....

Where can we learn more about libcapstan & the Capstan protocol?

Nowhere, tagged #satire, the podcast does not exist too, nice name for a podcast though.