Well the whole lesson learned was that the Turing Test as it was defined was way too easy, it was a bad criteria for GI because it underestimates how easily humans find meaning/patterns in things.
I mean you could show people random markov chain gibberish in 1996 and they would swear they found intelligent meaning in it
Those examples look to me more like entirely randomly selected words than Markov chain output. Even a relatively simple and naive Markov chain would usually manage to put some kind of verb after "you'd", rather than a noun like "dendrite", because it would overwhelmingly be followed by a verb (or some modifier like "never") in the training corpus.
I mean you could show people random markov chain gibberish in 1996 and they would swear they found intelligent meaning in it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markovian_Parallax_Denigrate